"Dumb cluck!" I muttered, and started to resume my stroll.

But I couldn't . The demon baby chicks had packed themselves around my feet. Suddenly a fluffy mass hit my chest and I fell backwards into the swamp of warm, stinking feathers and flesh.

I looked up. An open beak and and a pair of red  looked back.

A demon baby chick spoke: "'And who are YOU supposed to be?'

"Shut up! We know! We're the ones you sell. But I'll tell you a secret. Whenever your customers snap a wishbone, they send a soul here. And you thought it brought you good !"

And with that, he pinched my right eyelid with his beak. And tore it off. And swallowed it.

"MMMMmmm. Delicious. And what's this? A water chestnut?"

In a single beakful he scooped out my  eye.
 
[Chewing] "No, it's meatier. But I like it. It tastes a little like....Hahahaha!"
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